MELANIA: The Donald?
DONALD: YES.
MELANIA: I’m concerned that our alien overlords didn’t sufficiently conceal our inhuman origins tonight.
DONALD: WE ARE THE BEST ALIENS IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS.
MELANIA: But it’s a SECRET. We’re supposed to be passing as humans. Remember? We’re so close to being able to steal You Know What so that we can bring it back to Planet Kzaaqqarrekassaaaaa11sdet7^ad!21s&6((000+=1wzy and live in our natural lizard forms. ACT EXTRA HUMAN TONIGHT.
DONALD: OH HONEY PLEASE. ANYONE WHO’S SEEN MY HAIR HAS ALREADY GUESSED OUR SECRET.
MELANIA: You may have a point.
